Wednesday 27 August 2014

 WOWOWO  Indian Brides! Avoid these 5 things before your D-Day .


1.A big Dilemma- The Lehenga Saga

Avoid trying new cut , high fashion Lehenga taken just fresh out of some Hunky - Dory Bollywood Movie. Of course , it is designed by some ace designer and makes Deepika  look more hotter but it may end like looking oversized Captain Gown on you . Take your time , trust your own guts and go for shades that suit your color tone. Indian skin tone is the best skin tone , according to me, by the way ;)




2. No,That's not a catwalk 

I have been in the fashion business for a long time now . Almost every 8 in 10 brides pick up really uncomfortable stilettos or pointed toe pin heels  . No , I am not telling you to go out in Jogger shoes .But calm down girl , keep it comfortable along with stylish. This is our Indian wedding for God's sake .We need to stand for hours to get clicked and smile and shy and again stand , sit , touch feet and what not. Don't punish yourselves with wrong heels. If you are not that used to of wearing heels , go for platform wedge , kitten heels or a comfortable peep - toe sling back . Look for the brands which provide cushion to posterior area of your feet .



4. Why you have bee-hive on  your head !!! Err.. that's your hairstyle [Big Poker Face]. 

I don't know why our beauticians are so much adamant about using this bee-hive thing or fill-ons on bride's head. Just chill fashion experts ..she has normal , short hair . She is not Rapunzel ,She overgrew her long back. It is how she likes it (and that's why she keeps it ..DUH! Einstein).It is who she is .Why you give her that artificial long ,curly ,voluminous hair updo. It doesn't look good on everybody. So, dear bride , you will have to take a call on this. you will have to be clear about your style in the face. There are many elegant , classy and even cool hair updos for short hair girls. Just google them up or use your own creativity but please don't be a helpless victim on you D-Day.




5. Size Zero !! What ? 

Fashion Industry has always supported thin , tall and skinny models with protruding collar bones , slim waist and thin legs but Honey ...We are not made for size zero concept . Size Zero approximately denotes the vital statistics of 31-23-32. It almost coincides with the statistics of U.S.size 0 and the U.K. size 4 . This so much vaunted size zero concept is not a evolutionary fit to Indians. We are genetically different . But some goons say size zero  is synonymous with getting ultra skinny and hence ultra sexy. And that's such a core bullshit. you need not to starve to look pretty. Be what you are . Exercise , maintain healthy diet plan , be active not anorexic. Those few extra ounces may accentuate your beauty , if you are maintaining a healthy,hygienicand fit life style. 



3. What are you ? HellGirl ? Why so much red ? 

We understand that its your marriage and you want to be painted in red (well , not literally) .We understand red lehenga, we also understand red bridal heels but what's with red slippers on honeymoon? Red colored pants ? Red head band with a outrageous red flower ? Red Clutchers , Red slings , Red toothBrush  ...Arghh!! Forget it! .Girl ..there are so many more colors in which you will look absolutely stunning. Please don't shop all red. Go with the flavor of destination you chose to holiday at . They don't say you diva for no reason..You have it all :)




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